February 2012
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How Many Calories Are In One Piece Of Cheese Cake?... →
These are the things that I think about all day long.
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Utah - Mormons Apologize for Baptism - NYTimes.com →
WTF?!? Stupid Mormons. I’m going to Bar Mitzvah Mitt Romney in absentia. See how he likes it.
I Have a Funny Family
An email from George [note: grammar has been cleaned up somewhat moderately]:
Valentine’s Day dinner was very nice, but guess whose entree the screwed up? They left off the crab meat on my fish. They waiter said it was impossible, and I must have eaten it. The owner sort of agreed, but then gave us a round of Sambuca. The price of $26 was not reduced.
I forgot to ask if it’s...
Jamie Oliver finds Joy Division and New Order... →
How amazing would it be to get to hear those?
Kurt Braunohler: London Hotel Mix →
kurtbraunohler:
I was in London for 47 hours earlier this week. I spent most of that time in a hotel room in Shepherd’s Bush writing on deadline. And to procrastinate I made a mix. And listened to it almost exclusively. It’s kind of about London. But more about Hotel Rooms. Hope you like it: LONDON HOTEL MIX
Predator Prey - “Fur Clad Body” (by David Lombroso)
My friend Aaron from college is in this. Pretty cool.
Final Draft -- Products > Mobile > Reader for iPad... →
Final Draft is finally coming out with an app for the iPad. I’ve been saying for the past year that the main reason why I haven’t purchased an iPad is because you couldn’t use Final Draft on it.
So, maybe it’s time to finally get one.
Update: OK, so on closer inspection, it’s more of a Final Draft reader than you can annotate with notes. Which is helpful, but not...
A conservative a moderate and a liberal walk into a bar. And the bartender goes,...
– Santorum Super PAC funder Foster Friess (via think-progress)
Conserva-burn!
(via stfuconservatives)
Apparently, right wingers dislike commas. And periods.
Springfield Police Seize Over a Ton of Marijuana... →
This is the town I grew up in. It’s most famous tourist attraction is a house with a cannonball from the Revolutionary War still stuck in its walls. Seriously.
Frankly, I think a little bit of marijuana might’ve livened the place up.
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Stand-Up Comedy Without the Stand-Up. Or the... →
I promise you that “How to Do Nothing without Really Trying” will never become serious. We’re too lazy for that.
"Paris versus New York:" Baguette or Bagel? Shake... →
Love these.
Letters of Note: To My Old Master →
This has nothing to do with anything beyond being totally fucking awesome, and you should read it. I was mesmerized. Seriously. Read the whole thing.