At Least I Didn't Need Anything to Be Tailored
- Me (walking into my local dry-cleaning store): Hi, I have some shirts to drop off and some stuff to pick up.
- Guy behind the counter: You're the guy who comes in once a month or two, right? You have about thirty shirts waiting for you.
- Me (laying my dirty shirts on the counter): I think there are about twenty here. I'll be back in November.
