This case in England is currently making headlines around the world as the government tries to define who, exactly, is a Jew. But I feel like this whole process could’ve been shortened if they’d simply asked me. It would’ve taken ten minutes. Case closed.
- Are your grandparents or their parents from somewhere in Eastern Europe?
- Are they vaguely racist?
- Do they hate the French, the Polish and the Germans? Possibly the Ukrainians, too?
- While growing up, did you have a poster of Christina Applegate or some other blonde, WASP-ish looking woman on your wall?
Odds are good that you’re probably Jewish.
